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lady_windermereA very early Birthday fic for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
spankspike, sorry about that, but it looks like I could be busy at the time, and the bunny just keep biting my ass!
Some cross dressing Spangel fun! Well it was for me.
Title Sisters
Author woman_of_
Rating PG15
Word Count 600
Disclaimer All Joss’ creations and a nod to DB for throwing the idea into the mix
Warnings Transvestite theme, hits of M/M relationship
Dedication An early birthday present for spankspike, just cos the bunny will not leave me alone since I thought of it
Summary Angel and Spike go undercover, in more ways than one
Spike was sitting on a stool, his legs freshly shaved as were his underarms. He looked at the stiletto heels on the gold shoes he was given with distaste. Angels voice called through from the screen. “Must I shave my legs Spike, and my underarms, its unmanly.”
Spike rolled his eyes, thinking he really had spent too much time with the Scoobies. “If we are going to do this, better do it right. Don’t want the demon behind these murders to get suspicious. You’re the one who is always dedicated. The hair will grow back.” Spike replied.
“But Wesley said I had to sing as well. Getting dressed in drag is not embarrassing enough I sing?” Angel appeared from behind the screen in a long brunette wig, which matched Spike’s blond wig only in being distasteful. Angel has on a gold lame dress, with a split up to the top of his thighs, a false breasts gave the plunging neckline the look of a cleavage to someone about 100 feet away.
Spike was dressed in a silver dress very similar to Angels, but because he was smaller and had a more feminine look he didn’t look like he was playing for laughs like Angel did. He had one split, but it ended at his waist, letting people see his outsize red tango panties.
“Bloody Hell Angel stop complaining until you try these shoes, I hope this demon doesn’t run, there is no chance of us catching him with these on.” Spike grumbled.
“How do women wear these things.” Angel asked, tottering on the high heels.
“Supposed to make them look sexy I reckon. Your supposed to put one foot in front of the other to give you a wiggle, and thrust you hips out.” Spike advised.
“Hard enough trying to walk with them without all that. Why were we chosen for this assignment again Spike?” Angel asked querulously.
“Because, since we announced we were a couple, everyone seems to think we should work together now.” Spike answered.
“I think it is just homophobia.” Angel retorted.
“I thought these human labels didn’t apply to us, vampires and all?” Spike questioned
“We know that Spike, but I don’t think the rest of the gang do.” Angel whispered into Spikes ear, stroking his neck.
“Yeah well preaching to the converted here pet.” Spike replied giving Angel a lingering kiss on the lips, and opening his mouth for Angels questing tongue.
They both looked at the shoes, and with a meaningful sigh put them on.
“So let me get this straight Spike, we get on stage, with the spotlight on us, singing “Sisters, Sisters there were never such devoted sisters” looking for a Ha’thah demon.”
“That’s right, and you should be perfect for him. They like tall, dark men, but have a kink for female clothes. Drag acts are their chosen prey.”
“So anyone giving me too much attention is probably our man? Don’t they think I could attract another man, without him being a demon.” Angel asked annoyed.
“If you could see yourself you would not ask that question.” Spike replied.
“I did see myself, not that long ago when we went to Pylea. You’re a lucky man to have me as a partner.” Angel stated.
“I meant in drag, poofter. Not a pretty sight, and singing as well. He would need to be blind and tone deaf to go for you.” Spike smiled.
“Watch it or no hot sweet sex for you tonight.” Angel said blowing Spike a kiss and a wink.
“Lets get this over with, I’m on a promise now”
Well it is short!
spankspike, sorry about that, but it looks like I could be busy at the time, and the bunny just keep biting my ass!Some cross dressing Spangel fun! Well it was for me.
Title Sisters
Author woman_of_
Rating PG15
Word Count 600
Disclaimer All Joss’ creations and a nod to DB for throwing the idea into the mix
Warnings Transvestite theme, hits of M/M relationship
Dedication An early birthday present for spankspike, just cos the bunny will not leave me alone since I thought of it
Summary Angel and Spike go undercover, in more ways than one
Spike was sitting on a stool, his legs freshly shaved as were his underarms. He looked at the stiletto heels on the gold shoes he was given with distaste. Angels voice called through from the screen. “Must I shave my legs Spike, and my underarms, its unmanly.”
Spike rolled his eyes, thinking he really had spent too much time with the Scoobies. “If we are going to do this, better do it right. Don’t want the demon behind these murders to get suspicious. You’re the one who is always dedicated. The hair will grow back.” Spike replied.
“But Wesley said I had to sing as well. Getting dressed in drag is not embarrassing enough I sing?” Angel appeared from behind the screen in a long brunette wig, which matched Spike’s blond wig only in being distasteful. Angel has on a gold lame dress, with a split up to the top of his thighs, a false breasts gave the plunging neckline the look of a cleavage to someone about 100 feet away.
Spike was dressed in a silver dress very similar to Angels, but because he was smaller and had a more feminine look he didn’t look like he was playing for laughs like Angel did. He had one split, but it ended at his waist, letting people see his outsize red tango panties.
“Bloody Hell Angel stop complaining until you try these shoes, I hope this demon doesn’t run, there is no chance of us catching him with these on.” Spike grumbled.
“How do women wear these things.” Angel asked, tottering on the high heels.
“Supposed to make them look sexy I reckon. Your supposed to put one foot in front of the other to give you a wiggle, and thrust you hips out.” Spike advised.
“Hard enough trying to walk with them without all that. Why were we chosen for this assignment again Spike?” Angel asked querulously.
“Because, since we announced we were a couple, everyone seems to think we should work together now.” Spike answered.
“I think it is just homophobia.” Angel retorted.
“I thought these human labels didn’t apply to us, vampires and all?” Spike questioned
“We know that Spike, but I don’t think the rest of the gang do.” Angel whispered into Spikes ear, stroking his neck.
“Yeah well preaching to the converted here pet.” Spike replied giving Angel a lingering kiss on the lips, and opening his mouth for Angels questing tongue.
They both looked at the shoes, and with a meaningful sigh put them on.
“So let me get this straight Spike, we get on stage, with the spotlight on us, singing “Sisters, Sisters there were never such devoted sisters” looking for a Ha’thah demon.”
“That’s right, and you should be perfect for him. They like tall, dark men, but have a kink for female clothes. Drag acts are their chosen prey.”
“So anyone giving me too much attention is probably our man? Don’t they think I could attract another man, without him being a demon.” Angel asked annoyed.
“If you could see yourself you would not ask that question.” Spike replied.
“I did see myself, not that long ago when we went to Pylea. You’re a lucky man to have me as a partner.” Angel stated.
“I meant in drag, poofter. Not a pretty sight, and singing as well. He would need to be blind and tone deaf to go for you.” Spike smiled.
“Watch it or no hot sweet sex for you tonight.” Angel said blowing Spike a kiss and a wink.
“Lets get this over with, I’m on a promise now”
Well it is short!
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Date: 2006-09-04 11:05 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-09-04 11:56 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-09-04 11:12 pm (UTC)And I was going to totally pretend my birthday wasn't even happening this year - but that made it worth it. Very sweet and funny. I could totally picture them dressing up like that, and Angel would make a very ugly woman!
Angel has on a gold lame dress, with a split up to the top of his thighs, a false breast gave the plunging neckline the look of a cleavage to someone about 100 feet away.
I think it would take more than 100 feet for him to look anything like a woman.
Don’t they think I could attract another man, without him being a demon.” Angel asked annoyed.
“If you could see yourself you would not ask that question.” Spike replied.
Hilarious!!
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Date: 2006-09-04 11:58 pm (UTC)I was going to go for 10 miles, but thought it might be a bit cruel!
Delighted you enjoyed it, just wouldn't leave me alone when I saw your birthday was so soon. Nagged and Nagged at me to get written.
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Date: 2006-09-05 12:07 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-09-05 12:10 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-09-05 01:01 am (UTC)Do you know how painful it is to snort coffee out of your nose while trying to stop a guffaw? *g*
Really liked this, I did.
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Date: 2006-09-05 01:20 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-09-05 02:56 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-09-05 11:58 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-09-05 03:27 am (UTC)“If you could see yourself you would not ask that question.” Spike replied.
hahahaha! Just great!
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Date: 2006-09-05 11:59 am (UTC){{Hugs}}
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Date: 2006-09-05 07:40 pm (UTC)Thanks for the laughs, hon. *hugs*
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Date: 2006-09-05 09:24 pm (UTC)Glad to give you a laugh *Hugs*
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Date: 2006-09-05 08:12 pm (UTC)Amazingly funny! *huggles*
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Date: 2006-09-05 09:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-09-15 09:54 am (UTC)Thanks for this one, my darling! It's given me a lift and made me laugh out loud! Love it!
*hugs you tight*
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Date: 2006-09-15 09:55 am (UTC)*hugs*
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Date: 2006-09-15 06:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-09-15 06:40 pm (UTC)Lot of Love and Affection