*Sigh*

[lady_windermere]

So I have to get a fic done this week, I also have to send it off to get beta-ed......Sat down and wrote some of it today. Over 700 words, so ok, that is good, but needs to be NC-17 for the assignment!

Remember I said my Kink/Porn muse had run away? Well the two boys are doing anything but go to bed together. I am pretty sure I can get them to dye each others hair, or have a long discussion on Classic Rock, but get to bed? They are just not doing it.

I have tried tempting the muse with rimming and 69s, still no go. I think she is off watching pretty boys rather than be here with me giving me inspiration! *Goes off to try again*

Comments

[bakatulip.livejournal.com]

Did you try offering her cookies?

[http://users.livejournal.com/woman_of_/]

Will try that, with hot chocolate, hope it works. Then she might go to sleep.

[spikendru.livejournal.com]

Oh, sweetie! Sorry about your troubles bringing the pr0n, but if it helps, you aren't the only one who's had those difficulties! I laughed out loud when I read:

Well the two boys are doing anything but go to bed together. I am pretty sure I can get them to dye each others hair, or have a long discussion on Classic Rock, but get to bed? They are just not doing it.

I wrote 30,000 (count 'em! 30,000) words for a ficathon, and absolutely could not get the two boys in bed together! I tried everything. It was Andrew Wells (whom I generally write really well) and Zach Addy from Bones, and they would be absolutely perfect together! But do you think I could make it happen? They cast smouldering glances at each other, made innuendos, flirted, held hands . . . but when it came down to actually getting them together, Zach got all shy and Andrew got twitchy and . . . nothing! Absofuckinglutely nothing!

So, I can definitely empathize with you. Sometimes, the boys just refuse to cooperate. *sigh*

[spikendru.livejournal.com]

For some reason, this posted twice, so I deleted the extraneous comment. LJ seems to be a little wonky tonight - or maybe it's just me.

[http://users.livejournal.com/woman_of_/]

Oh yes, I did get them to go to bed, but if feels a little forced to me! Still will see what the beta says!

Lj can be so unreliable! :-)

*hugs*

[spikendru.livejournal.com]

Yay for you at least getting them into bed - details can probably be worked out with your beta. I just couldn't manage to make it happen. I'm really pissed at the both of them and have told them I won't write any more fics about them if they don't begin to cooperate better! *g*

[http://users.livejournal.com/woman_of_/]

:-), oh yes, that should work! Characters hate to be left in the dark! *hugs*